the life of the real ante
I hate typos

I hate typos and my last post had a typo. Damn it! Can you spot it? I’ll give you a prize which includes shit in a bag, piss in a cup, and a brownie :)

Sleepy post

I am sleepy. Jk! I’m wide awake. I have a sleeping problem. Either I sleep to much or I don’t sleep at all. Maybe that’s 2 problems? Ehh…. Who knows! Anywho, I wish I could take pills to pass me out but I’m anti-pills- except ecstasy. I prefer a real heavy indica to knock me the fugg out! Greenery over pillary any day ya heard!!!!

I love weed

I love weed

Taking a shit at school

Taking a shit at school ain’t all that great, but it gets the job done. Damn you colon cleansing pills!

Hi. I’m Ante. Not Ante like in ante up. More like Ante kinda like Dante. Make sense? Fasho! It better. This is ny first post I think. I don’t know how to check my page off my phone so fuck it. Follow me and ill follow back. I have a Twitter. I tweet a shitload. Not really but whatever. My Twitter is @TheRealAnte. Check it. Follow it. Imma update shit as often as possible. BTW my autocorrect just fixed “shut” to “shit.” Tells you where ny heads at…. toodles!

Hi. I’m Ante. Not Ante like in ante up. More like Ante kinda like Dante. Make sense? Fasho! It better. This is ny first post I think. I don’t know how to check my page off my phone so fuck it. Follow me and ill follow back. I have a Twitter. I tweet a shitload. Not really but whatever. My Twitter is @TheRealAnte. Check it. Follow it. Imma update shit as often as possible. BTW my autocorrect just fixed “shut” to “shit.” Tells you where ny heads at…. toodles!